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The Great Penis Ban of 2004
I have decided that for two weeks I am going to swear off penises. I was going to do it for life, but I think two weeks is all I can manage right now. I'm putting myself on a complete ban from seeing them, touching them in any way, or even thinking about them at all. (That last part isn't going so well as you can see because here I sit writing about the Great Penis Ban, so obnviously I'm thinking about them in some way.)
Of course, four days into my two week ban I was hit on by a guy at a kids party. Well, Maybe "hit on" isn't the right term, Maybe it's more like "blatantly asked for sex". Yep. That's it.
But I was strong. I hit him with a pair of blue jeans, and not the ones I had on. Nope, This time I kept my pants on.

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